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同伙们我们好,应接来到周周的“国外也是有段子手”!下十二日的国际足球联合会世界杯比赛场面精粹看点见惯不惊,阿根廷、德意志联邦共和国、西班牙王国、巴西等思想豪强均未能获得打败,俄罗丝则获得了揭幕战的美满称心。Messi射丢了主要点球,而戴帽的C 罗Nardo则闪耀全场。好了,话不多说,让大家快来看看歪果仁们的爱不释手讥讽吧!

友人们大家好,接待来到本期的“外国也会有段子手”!这两日的FIFA World Cup比赛场地出色看点司空眼惯,西班牙(Spain)在点球战斗中被俄罗丝淘汰,克罗地亚共和国(Republic of Croatia)与丹麦王国也进献了要得的点球好戏。巴西联邦共和国顺利克制墨西哥,而比利时则经历了滑坡日本2球又反超绝杀的刻骨铭祛痰截疟历。好了,话十分少说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的美风趣弄吧!

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[Post-Game Thread] The Houston Rockets defeat the San Antonio Spurs
111-105 behind 61 from Harden, including 13 straight in the 4th!.

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Messi失点,阿根廷1-1冰岛

Skrpapa:作为巴萨观球的观众,那真是本身见过的Messi踢得最差的一粒点球!(That
was the worst penalty I can remember by him as a Barca fan.)

justt_jk:那表明你喜欢巴萨的光阴还非常的短。(It seems you are a new
Barca fan.)

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GibbyGoldfisc:限制Messi的已经不是技术,而是心绪了。(It’s his mind
rather than tactic that blocks him.)

Feshsr:本人是Messi,现在慌得一逼。(Messi: I don’t feel so good now…)

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Mr_Lich12:唉,应该让阿圭罗踢点球啊!(Well should have let Aguero
take it.)

xs16:那百分之七十也是踢不进的…(that was so predictable too.)

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artie_fresh:如此杰出的球员,任意球竟然如此差,真不知道还应该有未有首个了!(Has
there ever been a player so good at football but so shit at penalties.)

battystuto:奥Neil表示相当的赞。(奥Neil: hold my beer.)

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Billofrights_boris:本人有三个梦想,有那么一天,大家能够超越5分钟以上。(I
have a dream, that one day we can hold a lead for more than 5 minutes.)

UntouchedCow:未来看来,2015年欧洲足锦赛输给冰岛也不是很丢脸了…(euro
二〇一四 doesn’t seem all that bad now.)

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rkh00:冰岛到现在在世界杯保持不败!(ICE本田CR-V HAVE NEVE大切诺基 LOST A WO奥迪Q7LD
CUP MATCH.)

Laronut44:大家也维持不败呀!(So do us.)

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TIME_TRAVELER:旗帜显明Messi失点会登上有所头条,但确确实实应该上头条的是冰岛门将哈德尔松!(Messi’s
penalty miss is obviously going to take all the headlines, but it is
Halldórsson that should be focused on.)

Glenn55whelan:是呀,大家的守门员20岁才开始守门磨练,而截至30周岁才改为职业球员!(Yes,
the goalkeeper didn’t become a professional until he was 29 and didn’t
really get proper goalkeeping coaching until he was 20.)

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Cilinderman:桑保利被一个人牙医上了一堂足球课…(Sampaoli got schooled
by a dentist on football.)

BenTVNerd21:先是战胜了英格兰,现在又羞辱了阿根廷一把,看来马岛的归属权应该给冰岛!(Fuck
it. Having humiliated England and now Argentina I think Iceland deserve
the Falklands.)

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PineappleGuy44:自作者就通晓Dibala不行,这一场竞技完全隐形!(WHERE IS
DYBALA? COMPLETE SHIT.)

Jayden1204:把伊Carl迪扔家里,让Dibala看饮水机,那正是你们获得的结果!(That’s
what you get for leaving Icardi at home and Dybala on the bench.)

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Indiboi:实际上点球罗也相当好的,起码点球不会罚丢…(Better being a
penaldo than missing penalties.)

JPKaizer:故事穆里尼奥正计划上赛季把冰岛全队都挖到Manchester United去守护呢!(I’m
told that Mourinho is looking to recruit the whole Iceland squad for Man
U defense next season.)

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Jaerial:自家能请个假么?有个叫梅西的小伙子喊作者一块踢球呢!(Can I have
some time off work, some lad called Messi wants a kick around?)

XxXWuerzburgerXxX:她比你那多少个冰岛叫什么松的小朋友踢得可以吗?(Is he
better than those ssons of icelander friends of yours?)

ThePoliticalTeapot:临近平素不呢!(Not exactly.)

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Djov:“把球传给Messi”的攻略,在你们都不传球给Messi的情况下是无法见效的,,,(The
“pass to messi” strategy doesnt work when no one can even do that.)

bashar_al_assad:唯恐是冰岛球员太人高马大了,阿根廷球员根本就找不到梅西了吧…(is
it possible the Argentina players literally just can’t see Messi over
the Icelandic players.)

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mynameisfreddit:球队在抢先一个球的气象下,都被冰岛队干出了翔,真是丢人都丢到姥姥家去了!举例英格兰。(Imagine
get fucked to Iceland when you had the first goal like England, I can’t
fathom how embarrassing that would be.)

King_Of_Ravenholdt:实际只要这是在淘汰赛爆发的,将会更丢人,例如英格兰。(Would
be even more humiliating if it was a knockout match like England.)

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点球战争!俄罗丝淘汰西班牙(Reino de España)

BallPlartCallMop:西班牙王国那踢得很有世界季军的风范啊!不幸的是,踢得像我们那就得回家了…(Spain
truly played like World Champions today. Unfortunately for them that
means playing like us.)

OhhJukes:那是继U.S.A.民代表大会选之后,俄罗斯得到的最大的力克!(Russia’s
biggest win since the U.S election.)

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IwishIwasGoku:皮克看见观者席用手臂玩人浪,所以忍不住加入了她们呢!(Piquesaw the crowd doing the wave and wanted to join in.)

Tenguswordsma:瓦西里,这西班牙(Reino de España)的门将太弱鸡了,他们也就拾叁分3号厉害一点,扑出了我们叁遍射门。(Hey
their goalie was so poor, but the guy with No 3 shirt was fairly good to
save a goal.)

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Only_Wears_GymShorts:本人说,你再怎么黑Pique,人家仍是可以够搂着夏奇拉一同回家…(I
mean, Pique still gets to go home to Shakira at the end of the day, so
there’s that…)

PandaCavalry:只怕夏奇拉怒了:“既然你这么喜欢用手,那您之后就只可以用手了!”(If
only Shakira be like “you seem to like to use your hand, so use it
only.”)

LelouchNexus:实则Pique的嘴巴也向来没消停…(With how much he likes to
talk…)

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bulgingforearm:到现在还留在FIFA World Cup的那个球员,已经远非人一度获得过FIFA World Cup了,以至连个踢过决赛的都未有了…(No
player left in the World Cup has ever won it, or even played in the
final.)

finally_A_username:传说西班牙王国球员回到休息间后还在相互传球呢!(Rumor
has it, Spain still passing the ball in the locker room)

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vikiadi27:普京总统,作者倍感不太好…(Mr.Putin, I don’t feel so good.)

Mr-Jimmy:自家说西班牙(Spain),你下一脚传球可就是传到圣Paul去了。(Spain, your
next pass will be your boarding pass to Madrid.)

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ghostninja33:伊涅斯塔已经远非可惜了,在灯火辉煌的国家队生涯中,他一度获取了整套!(He’s
won everything there is to win, fantastic international career. No
regrets, Andres 伊涅斯塔.)

PauloHR:胡说!伊涅斯塔从没赢过美臀小姐亚军,也没进过美职篮季后赛!(hasn’t
won the Miss bumbum or 美职篮 finals either… Fraud.)

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ballness10:特别垂怜看小白的Ins,就像三个西班牙(Spain)不惑之年大爷,每日晒本身和各样球星的合影…(I
love his 推特 account. It’s like a middle-aged Spaniard keeps
convincing word-class players to take selfies with him.)

riskyrofl:西班牙王国磨炼正在探索在点球战斗的时候仍是能够无法在后场倒脚呢!(Spanish
manager quickly googling can you pass backwards in a penalty shootout.)

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davyJonesLockerz:至极的VAPRADO评判组!他们依旧得实际不是死角地细致看完这一场无聊的较量…(those
poor officials at the VASportage booth are probably regretting for having to
watch this match in detail.)

ntusAru10:意大利共和国/荷兰王国:被淘汰多令全国老百姓失望,而制止此事的最佳方法,正是不去踢FIFA World Cup!(Italy
& Netherlands: can’t disappoint your country if you don’t qualify
/pointstemple.)

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Namra_econ:俄罗斯教练真是太冷静了,他的血脉里流淌着的是冰水吗?(Man
the Russian coach has fucking iced water flowing through his veins.)

HeIsAnAli:不,是干邑酒!(Nope, that’s vodka.)

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legend18:还没吸取德意志的训诫呢?没有人能在俄罗丝的土地上制服他们!当然乌拉圭除此之外。(take
lessons from the 德文s, no one overcomes Russia on their soil. Edit:
except Uruguay.)

istoppedwrithing2:抱歉啊,今日阿根廷和法兰西共和国的比赛,把明日的进球都给透支完了…(Yo
sorry we ran out of goals after the Argentina France match.)

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FineIntroduction:缘何德赫亚在曼彻斯特联足球俱乐部就能够那么牛逼啊?(how does he give
his best for United?.)

mayjaz43:当您前边的乌海是Jones和Smolin的时候,你别无采取…(You don’t
have a choice when Jones and Smalling are your centre backs.)

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Losgringosfromlow:那只怕会耳濡目染西班牙(Spain)队打进决赛啊!(This hurts
Spain’s chances of advancing to the final.)

mr_popcorn:但西班牙(Reino de España)有个优势,便是接下去都不会再输球了…(Spain’s
advantage: they can’t lose anymore.)

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SolidOrphan:这一场竞赛,西班牙王国(The Kingdom of Spain)80%的传球是在Ramos和皮克之间传的吧?(90
percent of their passes are between 拉莫斯 and Picque?)

mister_fuckedup:西班牙(Spain)那1000多脚传球,供给的就只Messi的浴血一击。而Messi在阿根廷最亟需的,正是西班牙王国(The Kingdom of Spain)的这种传球…(What
spain needed with all those 一千+ passes was messi, and what messi
needed was spain with all those passes.)

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aiamacrayfish:当成匪夷所思,德意志、阿根廷、葡萄牙共和国、西班牙(Spain)和澳国竟然都在45%决赛中就被淘汰了!(Can’t
believe we might lose all of 德文y, Argentina, Portugal, Spain and
Australia before the quarters.)

_spacecoast:她俩中出了三个叛徒…(One of those things is not like
the others.)

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休斯顿火箭以111-105粉碎圣Antonio马刺队(San Antonio Spurs)(San Antonio Spurs),哈登独得61分,个中首节连取13分!

标语

C罗带帽,葡萄牙3-3西班牙

w0nt0ns0up:有未有人像自个儿一样,在观望C罗站在固化球前的时候,就曾经预言到球要进了…(Anyone
else had a gut feeling that it was going in as soon as he got a free
kick?)

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doc_heck:C 罗Nardo是野史上第一位在4届FIFA World Cup皆有进球的球员,本次进球的时辰是第4分钟和第44分钟。(罗Nardois the 4th player to score in 4 different world cups by scoring in the
4th and 44th minute.)

Gunnerzzz:不要讲了,作者懂,我立即就让Mkhitalian把7号让出来!(Ok I knew
it , we will tell Mkhi to choose another number right away.)

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Stagwooolf:在这场C 罗Nardo队和西班牙王国队的比赛里,葡萄牙共和国荣膺半场最好球员!(Portugal
named Man of the Match for 罗Nardo vs Spain.)

W8tae:C罗看了看James扛着骑士打球,不禁感叹道:“真是太业余了!”(Cristianowatching 勒Brown try to carry the Cavs: “What an amateur”.)

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BludFlairUpFam:德赫亚在英格兰呆的小运太久了,以后曾经和苏格兰边陲一个水准了!(De
Gea has spent so long around Englishmen he now plays like their
goalkeepers internationally.)

jwoody000:拜访水爷在向评判抱怨C 罗Nardo假摔,蓦地有种抢先现实的奇怪之感…(Kinda
surreal seeing Ramos complain to the ref that 罗Nardo dove.)

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Deallead:前几天和C Ronaldo长得和特别蛋疼的雕刻更加的像了…(罗Nardo is
looking more similar to the weird statue that they built of him.)

Syphite:果然,伊朗队成了小组里的扛把子!(Iran dominating the
group as expected.

ArizonaBong:C罗一定是赛后在卫生间里播放欧洲季军联赛宗旨曲了!(Ronaldoplaying the Champions League theme in the dressing room confirmed.)

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MisterBadIdea2:本身正要在照片墙上搜了一波德赫亚,发掘未来为她喜悦的唯有曼彻斯特联看球的观者,因为早就没人还想着去买德赫亚了…(I
just did a search on Facebook for “De Gea” and it’s full of Manchester
United fans celebrating because no one’s going to steal him now.)

Maiqthelayer:实在那不是Dehya的锅,一定是Ramos十分的大心肘击了德赫亚导致他冷不防就脑震荡了!(Guys
it’s not De Gea’s fault, Sergio 拉莫斯 accidentally elbowed him earlier
on and gave him a concussion.)

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FriedChickenIsTrash:西班牙(Reino de España)最首要的舶来品包蕴机高铁、食物、药物、机械设备以及C 罗纳尔多的进球。(Key
Spanish imports include motor vehicles, foodstuffs, medicines, machinery
and 罗Nardo goals.)

Elketro:德赫亚在赛后说自个儿尽量钻探了C 罗纳尔多,大概切磋的结果正是C 罗Nardo根本就防不住吧…(De
Gea said Cristiano 罗Nardo had been well studied. Maybe the result of
this study was “Fuck, we can’t stop him”.)

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户神之夜!克罗地亚共和国(Republic of Croatia)点球淘汰丹麦

唯有C 罗Nardo留其名,那是个难点。bears2267:看了这场较量,以为笔者再练100万年都达不到这种守门水平…(This
game just reminds me that I could never in a million years be a goalie.)

malikdwd:那你一定是德赫亚了啊?(So you are De Gea right?)

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tweazz:今日,我们见证了3位灶君司命的逆天神扑以及德赫亚。(Today we got
to see 3 fantastic goalkeeping performances and david de gea.)

LefNut:Messi、C 罗Nardo和MaudRichie都罚丢了点球,但俄罗斯队却整个命中,那正是FIFA World Cup,哦不,德赫亚的吸引力!(Messi,
Ronaldo and Modric all miss penalties but the Russians score 5 today.
Just World Cup, oh not you, De Gea things.)

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Joredd12:Schmeichel为啥不去大俱乐部效劳啊,这么些,你懂作者的意思啊…南安普顿通晓一下?(Why
isn’t Schmeichel in a bigger club, if you know what mean…how about
Liverpool?)

Patty040701:今日的球队也汇集吧,起码赢过英国一级联赛季军。(Well his team is
not that bad, you know, a PL trophy at least.)

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PKSubban:小舒尽力了,队友中国篮球专门的学业联赛。(Kasper 舒梅切尔 tried his best but
his teammates sucked.)

JackP_99:老Schmeichel为孙子鼓掌的画面差不离感动坏小编了,尽管他们长得就像同龄人同样…(Watching
his dad’s reactions when he saved those penalties really made my day,
though They look like they are the same age.)

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crackdup:看个淘汰赛,还得一般速效救心丸…(The knockouts this year
are definitely not for the faint hearted..)

LordDuder:不在乎啦,反正本身是素有都不爱好足球的。(Well, never really
followed football anyway.)

GeauxStephen:什么?这里不是羽球版块吗?(Isn’t this the badminton
subreddit?)

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Senescences:这场交锋才踢了3分半,就曾经比西班牙(Reino de España)和俄罗丝这一场120分钟都要美貌了!(3
minutes and a half in and it’s already better than 120 minutes of Spain
v. Russia.)

parvaggarwal:本身第4分钟才展开TV,结果2个进球都错失了…(I turned on
4 minutes late and missed both the goals. 🙂

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crystalace:以为各样巴萨球员都挺专长踢点球的,除了Messi…(Every barca
player seems to be good at penalties except Messi 🙁

Jonesta29:备感各类巴萨后卫都挺长于送点球的,除了Mina…(伊芙ry barca
defender seems to be good at giving penalties except 米纳 🙁

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Coffspring:您是说,无需传球一千次也得以进球?(Do you mean you can
score without passing a thousand times?)

big_hey_22:对呀,你得朝着球门方向踢,说不定它就进了!(Apparently
if you try to hit the ball at the goal, sometimes it goes in.)

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incitatus451:这一场比赛以1-1开场,最终依旧踢成了0-0…(This game
started as 1-1 and still is 0-0.)

ZharkoDK:我们没派本Turner大帝来竞技,那才给了其余球队可乘之隙啊!(We
gave every one at the world cup a chance when we played without the
Lord.)

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philphan25:Modric那体能,以为还可以够再及时去打10小时网球… (Modriclooks like he could go right from the pitch to the tennis court and play
another 10 hours.)

-Anoobis-:Schmeichel得去做背部的手术了,因为扛着丹麦打克罗地亚共和国实在太累了…(Schmeichelto have a back surgery from trying to carry his whole team on his back
in tonight’s game against Croatia.)

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Paul18分3篮板5助攻,Gordon12分2篮板,塔克12个篮板2助攻,Capella7分十七个篮板4助攻,House1分5篮板,香珀特3分2篮板,Nene4分2篮板,Gerard-Green5分1篮板;Forbes20分5篮板2助攻,Whyet18分8篮板3助攻,德罗赞16分8篮板8助攻,Guy7分9篮板,Aldridge10分4篮板4助攻,Bertans3分3篮板4助攻,贝里Nelly11分2篮板2助攻,Mills8分3助攻,Pearl特尔8分8篮板,朗尼-Walker4分。

When you say Pharaohs, the world must get up and listen

爆冷门小败,德意志联邦共和国0-1墨西哥

SeeYouAnTee:德意志联邦共和国的国旗飘扬在了孟买,元首大人能够含笑鬼途了!(德文flags in Moscow. Hitler died for this.)

Mohdhajji:但最终大家依然输了…(But we lost finally.)

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Sfmedits:不怕是朱律,德意志联邦共和国仍然会在俄罗斯倒闭啊!(Even in the
summer, 德文y still gets fucked in Russia.)

Romelu:其实,大家在俄罗斯打客车打雷战都不是最强老将!(Suprise
attacks in Russia are not our greatest strength to be fair.)

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BallPlartCallMop:如此那般打分明特别呀,一定要醒醒!得好好踢竞赛,那是FIFA World Cup!开始了,掌握啊?
(Wake up guys, this is the World Cup. You can actually start playing
football now.)

FuzzyApe:德国队在本场交锋里处于滞后的时刻,已经超(英文名:jīng chāo)越上届国际足联世界杯的总额了…(德文y
have already been behind for more minutes than they were in the whole of
the 二〇一四 World Cup

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CarlMarxPunk:借使德意志获取了小组第二,不就16进8将要和足球王国遇上了呢?(if
德文y ends up 2nd in the group and Brazil first they will meet in the
round of 16.)

Notsureiflying:说的就跟我们能拿小组第一似的…(As if we could manage
1st.)

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Tetriszockaa:方今本人一度相信墨西哥会赢FIFA World Cup了,何况依旧会三连冠…(I
am now convinced that Mexico will win this and the following 3 world
cups.)

NixxOG:这场竞赛的控球率:墨西哥十分之三,德意志队四分一,德拉克斯勒五分之一。(Possession:
百分之三十三 Mexico, 十分四 德文y and 20% Draxler.)

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MexicansInParis:粉碎了德意志是或不是就足以得大力神杯了?剩下的比赛还须求踢吗?(So
if we beat 德文y do we win the World Cup or do we still have to play
the other games?)

BVB-Oeli:嘿嘿,之前奥地利共和国(The Republic of Austria)热身赛赢了作者们就认为自身很牛逼了,其实大家就是一坨翔!(haha
Austria thought they were good when they beat us. Jokes on them – we are
just shit)

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gabr224:阐述员好像把德国队说成拜仁达拉斯足球俱乐部了…(This commentator just
called 德文y Bayern Munich.)

Masterkid1230:事实上那也没差多少…(He’s not too far off though…)

Dawsoneifert:假设德意志队、西班牙王国(The Kingdom of Spain)、阿根延都得了小组第二,而法兰西、巴西联邦共和国、Billy时获得了小组第一,那上述那一个队都会分在长期以来半区,另四分之二区就只剩葡萄牙共和国和苏格兰了…(If
德文y finish second, Spain finish second, Argentina finish second,
France finish first, Brazil finish first, Belgium finish first. They’re
all on the same side of the bracket with Portugal and England alone on
the other side.)

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tRitone11:有个国旗和意国大致的球队进了德意志的球,认为如故有一点暗爽的…(A
team with an almost italian flag scoring to germany, feel good, I take
it.)

re6en:昨印度人慌得一逼,将来本人备感非常多了…(After yesterday’s 1-1
defeat against Iceland, I feel a lot better now.)

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NeymarPhil米诺进球,足球王国2-0墨西哥

PrisonersofFate:很喜欢看到Neymar还活着,何况还是可以够跑步…(glad to see
neymar survived and he can run.)

tylerjehills:再过5天作者就贰16周岁了,在本身影像里就没见过墨西哥不是在FIFA World Cup16强被淘汰的时候…(I
am turning 27 in 5 days. I have literally never lived in a world where
Mexico wasn’t eliminated in the round of 16 at the World Cup.)

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Rerel:能够肯定的是,赢得FIFA World Cup的将是大巴黎!(PSG definitely winning
the World Cup.)

AoxPrime:Neymar把回家的机票推迟啦!(Neymar had a flight delay!)

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pagla_kheer_kha:于今未有了天敌德意志,巴西联邦共和国曾经撒丫子跑起来了!(Without
it’s natural predator Germany, Brazil is running wild.)

akshatayan:巴西联邦共和国对墨西哥聊起:“多谢好朋友干翻了德意志联邦共和国,未来自己就替你走下面的路吧!”(Brazil
to Mexico: Thankyou for eliminating 德文y, we’ll take it from here.)

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dadouks:当马克斯第贰遍为墨西哥登场的时候,姆巴佩还没出生呢…(Fun
fact : Mbappe wasn’t born when 马尔克斯 played his first game for the
Mexican team.)

kisalas:自个儿明白人们爱好编马克斯的段落,但不得不承认,自从他第9次参加世界杯的时候,状态就曾经下落了!(I
know people like to joke about it, but he really hasn’t been the same
since his 9th World Cup.)

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James Harden becomes the first player since Kobe Bryant to have
multiple 60-point games in a single season.

法老发声,世界静听

格子进球堂哥送点,法兰西共和国2-1澳大布尔萨联邦(Commonwealth of Australia)

teh_scarecrow:真希望作者的妻妾也像法队球员那样轻松推倒呀!(I’d
love it if my wife went down as much as France.)

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Mr_Miscellaneous:法兰西踢出了一场规范的英格兰式的竞技…(A typical
England performance from France today.)

DriftingInTheFoam:就是一曲VAEnclave和点球的欢歌…(A song of VA奔驰M级 and PENS.)

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Simomii:Umtiti那手球时是在干什么!(What the fuck was Umtititrying to do?)

Snuffvieh:大概是在纵享此刻全新足球的数不清丝滑…(Feel that nice
texture on the new ball.)

逆转+读秒绝杀!Billy时3-2东瀛

AkatsukiEUNE:Billy时对东瀛提及:“お前はもう死んでいる!”(Belgium to
Japan: Omae wa mou shindeiru!)

Sadsandsobs:当北爱尔兰和Billy时争小组第二的时候,大家以为是为了规避巴西,但实质上是为了躲避东瀛!(All
that talk about who should finish second in the group, people thought it
was Brazil, England tried to avoid, but it was actually Japan.)

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WhataFruit:您哭着对自家说,动画里都是骗人的…(sorry, anime isnt real.)

Scrub4LIfe734:动画片是当真,只不主人公是Billy时,实际不是东瀛…(Anime is
real. It was actually Belgium that was the protagonist not Japan.)

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esINtoCT2015:那当成继硫磺岛战斗今后,倭国最痛楚的叁次失利了…(Man I
haven’t seen a Japanese resistance fail this hard since Iwo 吉姆a.)

Csteinwa:东瀛队踢得老大好,万般无奈Billy时竟然扔了3颗原子弹啊!(Japan
played very well but damn Belgium just dropped 3 atomic bombs on Japan.)

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paperback_dreams:三个有De Braune、阿扎尔、梅尔滕斯和Lukaku的球队,竟然还要靠维尔通亨来进第三球…(In
a team with KDB, Hazard, Mertens, Lukaku, Vertonghen’s the first one to
score.)

Rohit49plus2:维尔通亨那球,一定不是蒙的…(Vertonghen must have
calculated that goal…)

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killityo:不!!!可怜的扶桑,你们的阿妹比那Billy时的精粹多了~(Noooooo
… poor Japan! Well at least you still have the more beautiful women.)

vkrz:用作一枚Billy时妹纸,笔者想哭:(…(As a belgian girl, aww 🙁

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好了,亲爱的同伴们,本期的“海外也可能有段子手”就为我们播报到那了。今儿早上,雅观的世界杯淘汰赛仍将承袭,让大家拭目以俟,来看下一期歪果仁们更是卓绝的作弄啊

Harden成为自Kobe之后,单赛季数十次获得单场60+的首人。

★ 大旨球员:“法老王”

库鸟进球,巴西联邦共和国1-1瑞士

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:这位盛名的巴西看球的观众老人早就断气了,但她的心恒久与足球王国队同在

Lookatmetype:瑞士联邦的战术相当的粗略,正是把Neymar杀了就行了!(Switzerland:
It’s simple, we kill the Neymar.)

Quasar_Columba:当看到评判的年龄都比本人小的时候,才察觉到和煦实在老了…(You
know you’re getting old when the referee is younger than you…)

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Cleverquestion:内马尔那发型,差不离是卤面和意国面包车型客车结合体吧…(Neymar’s
hair looks like a combination of ramen noodles and spaghetti.)

Rwayneciii:德国队、巴西联邦共和国队、西班牙王国队、阿根廷队和C 罗Nardo队加起来才得了4分,实力依旧相比像样的…(德文y,
Brazil, Spain, Argentina and 罗Nardo with a combined 4 points…THE GAP
IS CLOSING.)

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UnbiasedPashtun:墨西哥要崩溃了:“尼玛啊!笔者都全力去战胜德意志联邦共和国队了,大家不应当再遇到巴西队了啊!”(Mexico
fans probably: “Wtf, we worked hard to beat 德文y! We aren’t supposed
to face Brazil in the next round!”

Lorduzair:足球王国其实是下一步大棋,排行小组第二,那样出线就不会碰着德意志联邦共和国队了!(Brazil
playing 4D Chess to finish second and avoid 德文y. Masterclass.)

MaadV:那世界杯太疯癫了,小编曾经下注突罗兹7-8输给苏格兰了!(This
world cup is so unpredictable I’m betting on Tunisia 7 – 8 England
tomorrow.)

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March 16, 2007 and March 22, 2007, Kobe scored 65 and 60 against the
Blazers and Grizzlies, respectively.

Mohamed Salah, the Premier League’s top player this season. The former
Roma star went from a pretty well-known player to a household name with
his amazing performances for Liverpool this season, scoring over 40
goals and guiding the team to the Champions League final.

豪情四射揭幕战,俄罗斯5-0沙特

Justinsemag:难熬欲绝的沙特观球的观众,郁闷地爬进了他们的蓝伯基尼,流注重泪离去了…(The
Saudi sadly climbs into 兰博基尼 and drives away with tears.)

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Naifmon:但愿各式能够享用大家带来的美观,并尽情地作弄大家的不好表现吧!爱你们的沙特堂哥。(霍普our team entertained you and hope you was laughing the whole match about
how bad it is. sincerely , Saudi Arabian.)

BayAreaFlyer:别介兄弟,小编是美利坚联邦合众国观球的观众,能在FIFA World Cup上下不来,起码表明你们是有去FIFA World Cup的技艺的…(No
worries, I am American. At least you have a team to laugh at this World
Cup.)

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VigiliusHaufniensis3:我看世界杯扩军48支仍旧有好处了,期待现在能看出巴拿马共和国(The Republic of Panama)6-0战胜Solomon群岛的交锋!(Stop
bashing the 48 teams wc. I can’t wait to see Panama winning 6-0 against
SolomonIslands.)Slavacanada:明天的版画师是咋搞的,那竞技都踢了60分钟了,作者咋还没瞧见看台上的浪漫姐姐啊!(Absolute
shambles from the cameraman today. It is 60th minute in Russia and they
havent shown any sexy girl fans in the stands yet.)

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亚洲必赢官网app( 81Sparkyon:普京先生的神气看起来就疑似在说:“小编也无法,什么人叫我们就那样牛逼呢?”(Putin
is a living meme. His reactions after the goals: “What can we do, we are
just too good”.)

apberg1:要驾驭,上次有球队在FIFA World Cup像沙特今后如此被摁着摩擦,那依然二零零四年的沙特。(Saudi
Arabia is the worst team in the World Cup since Saudi Arabia in ’02)

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Harden had 61 earlier this season against the Knicks and *finishes with
61 against the Spurs.

穆罕默德·Salah是本赛季英国拔尖联赛联赛的头号球员。那位前布加勒斯特队球员在这个赛季转会到埃里温后,凭仗其天时地利的宣布,打进了40余粒联赛进球,从一名资深球员衍变为显然的有名的人。在她的扶助下,新竹也跻身了这个赛季的UEFA Champions League决赛。

屡失良机终完胜,乌拉圭1-0埃及(The Arab Republic of Egypt)

wemo1234:乌拉圭进攻最具恐吓的球员,怎么就成了Godin了…(when Godin is
Uruguay’s best offensive player.)

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_Nah-:自己的天,看台最前面新加席位的看球视界,大概还未以往在国际空间站上好吧!(My
goodness. You may get a better view in the International Space Station
than the top of those added stands.)

Devbuscus:好喜欢乌拉圭的球衣啊,球员的喵都一目通晓看见…(Loving this
Uruguay kit. Really shows off the players niple.)

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好了,亲爱的同伙们,本期的“外国也会有段子手”就为我们播报到此处了,让大家下一期不见不散!

2005年5月19日和二〇〇五年11月十八日,黑曼巴分别在对立开拓者队和灰熊的比赛中砍下65分和60分。

足球是十一名球员的移位,不过作为阿拉伯埃及共和国(The Arab Republic of Egypt)(The Arab Republic of Egypt)现象性的有名气的人,“法老王”Salah的表明情状会十分的大程度上主宰埃及(Egypt)会在FIFA World Cup上走多少距离,终究这个赛季他攻击端的表现可以在二〇一六年的金球奖评选中与Messi、C 罗Nardo一较高下。而埃及(Egypt)防备端的变现也十二分精美,15年十月现今,在34场比赛中独有4场失球数抢先多个。

哈登在这一个赛季早些时候迎战Nick斯的比赛前得到61分,后日又在对圣Antonio马刺的比赛中独得61分。

别的值得说的是四十四周岁的门将哈达里,即便在国际足球联合会世界杯中上台,将改成世界杯历史上最年长的上台记录保持者,作为健康首发球员的她打破那项记录指日可待。

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[–]Rockets Kingsimbaa11 44 points 10 hours ago

俄罗斯

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE WITNESSING?

Play with an open heart.

火箭观球的观众:你们知道本人在知爱人什么吧?!!!

以多量的志向比赛。

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball jasonblohothemonster 240 points 10 hours ago

沙特阿拉伯

MVP

Desert Knights

洛杉矶湖人队(Los Angeles Lakers)看球的客官:MVP!~!

大漠骑士团

[–]Lakers bluelakers 435 points 10 hours ago

乌拉圭

I just changed my MVP pick

The sun shines in Russia, the sky is all light blue.

湖人队看球的客官:笔者刚换了作者内心的MVP人选

原野绿的天幕,乌拉圭阳光将要俄罗丝闪耀。

[–]Lakers bluelakers 132 points 10 hours ago

B组

Sorry Giannis I got Harden as MVP now

葡萄牙共和国(República Portuguesa)丨Portugal

洛杉矶湖人队看球的粉丝:对不住了阿德托昆博,未来哈登是自个儿心头的MVP。

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[–]Thunder SashDawg123 478 points 10 hours ago

标语

he’s my fucking MVP

The past is glory, the present is history.

雷霆球迷:他特么正是小编心指标MVP!

往年共享荣耀,后日更创历史。

[–]NBA spiattalo 38 points 10 hours ago

★ 宗旨球员:“主任”

Ok, I give up, Harden deserves the MVP this year too. Sorry Giannis.

It’s Cristiano Ronaldo. The superstar striker may be 33 years old but he
hasn’t lost a step. His unbelievable physical form means he’s just as
good now, if not better, than in the past.

行了,小编放弃,Harden配得上本赛季的MVP。对不住了阿德托昆博。

非C Ronaldo莫属。那位锋线巨星今年一度三13岁了,但她的水平未有丝毫降落。尽管他之后很难再发展,他那让人疑惑的肉体景况也象征,他得以同过去大同小异杰出。

[–]76ers BudotsKing 25 points 9 hours ago

He’s still fast, brilliant with the ball at his feet and absolutely
clinical inside the box. He, as always, will be counted on big time to
be the man in attack.

No need to apologize. Giannis doesn’t deserve MVP anymore. I believe
Giannis himself knows that. He’d get it in another year.

他速度十分的快,人球结合技巧超群,禁区之中能够送出致命一击。他总会产生大场地中球队所依附的强攻球员。

75个人看球的听众:没须求道歉。Antetokounmpo已经配不上这一个赛季的MVP了。笔者深信阿德托昆博本身也理解那或多或少。他事后会获得的。

葡萄牙共和国(República Portuguesa)队贵为二零一六年欧洲国家杯亚军,但依然要求在世界杯上表达自身。葡萄牙共和国(República Portuguesa)队大名单中,锋线上不乏像安德烈·Silva、Bernardo·Silva等一众进攻好手。可防线老化会是那支球队所面对的最大困难,中后卫地方上海制球联合公司迷们纯熟的佩佩、Bruno·Alves和报效于中国足球联赛的Jose·冯特已经是超过三十八虚岁的大将了。

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irving TheRaptorsAreFrauds 242 points 10 hours
ago

节骨眼之战

He should be everyones MVP. Giannis is great and all but we have
literally never seen a season like what Harden is having right now. The
points, assists, efficiency, all on a top 3 seed. The MVP race should be
over

五年前,西班牙(Spain)在南非共和国捧杯,七分之一决赛他们一个球大败葡萄牙共和国(República Portuguesa)

凯尔特人球迷:哈登应该是各种人心灵的MVP。字母哥是很强,不过大家还真没看过哈登将来这种爆炸的赛季演出。得分、助攻、功用都在前三,MVP之争应该早已终结了。

B组,伊Villa双雄基本锁定了小组的出线名额。而小组头名之争在首轮就能中标,葡萄牙共和国(República Portuguesa)与西班牙王国(The Kingdom of Spain)的对决亮点颇多,“斗牛士”携预选赛9胜1平的余威而来,一扫八年前小组未能出线的晴到高卷层云,有相当大希望更创辉煌。什么人能在B组占得先机值得我们关怀。

[–][NBA] Rafer Alstonwetwetson 207 points 10 hours ago*

同组球队

Ppg leaders 2018-2019 season.

伊朗

James Harden 36.5

80 million people , 1 nation , 1 heart beat

Paul George 28.2

八千万人民,同二个国家,同一种心跳

He’s beating second place by 8 ppg… fucking 8.

摩洛哥

18/19赛季得分榜:

The atlas lions, pride of Morocco

哈登:36.5分

阿特Russ雄狮,摩洛哥蒙特卡罗的自用

乔治:28.2分

西班牙

……

Together we are invincible

哈登居然甩开第二名8分……那特么不过8分呀

互联一致,所向无前

[–][MIL] Malcolm Brogdon RecalcitrantDuck 109 points 10 hours
ago

C组

Yep. As much as I hate to say it he’s my MVP. Giannis for DPOY though
I’ll argue that until I die

法国丨France

雄鹿观球的观众:是的,虽说很不情愿说说话,但Harden也是本身的MVP。不过阿德托昆博是年度最好防卫球员,那个自身到死也要站Antetokounmpo。

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[–]Lakers Zaxii 1814 points 10 hours ago

标语

JAMES HARDEN IS A BAD MAN

Your strength, our passion! Come on Les Bleus!

洛杉矶湖人(Los Angeles Lakers)看球的粉丝:詹姆士-哈登真是个坏男子!!!

你们的支撑就是大家的Haoqing。加油法兰西!

[–][LAC] Chris Paul Airkio 99 points 10 hours ago

★ 宗旨球员:“格列兹曼666”

That final stretch was one of the best I’ve ever seen. Absolute madman

It’s a tie between goalkeeper Hugo Lloris and in-form striker Antoine
Griezmann. Lloris is one of the world’s greatest goalkeepers, while
Griezmann has been sensational this season and will be linked to some
major clubs in the summer.

快船队(Los Angeles Clippers)看球的粉丝:那最终关键时刻的一波流是自个儿看过的最炸的演出。相对的神经病。

Hugo·洛里和Anthony·格列兹曼同为法队的主旨球员。洛里是社会风气最棒门将之一,格列兹曼那赛季的变现一样令人震动,而她的名字将要夏季转会窗和部分大俱乐部交流在联合。

[–][MIA] Dwyane Wade annyeongmotherfucker 249 points 10 hours
ago

Having a player like each on opposite ends of the field makes France a
top contender.

Dude just completely took over when it was time to win. Unreal

体育场攻防两端各有一名优良的球员让法兰西共和国成为了国际足球联合会世杯拔尖竞争者。

迈阿密热火队球迷:到了获胜的时候,那老哥干脆直接接管了较量。太假了

高卢雄鸡青春军期待复制20年前的“法国之夏”

[–]Bulls JAChambel 1180 points 10 hours ago

法队逐个个人置上的球员都怀有世界最好水准,且年轻才俊辈出,他们的平均年龄不到26周岁。姆巴佩、Lemar、Dembele等青春球员,为那支欧洲大陆劲旅注入了一对一的精力。

That 4th quarter… holy shit

尽管以前痛失后防新秀Koscielny与中场主旨帕耶,但增加的姿首储备让法队并无后方的难题。年轻的法队令人回想了世纪之交的那支相继获得国际足球联合会世杯、欧洲足锦赛的法兰西,在俄罗丝,他们是或不是再现20年前的明显呢?

公牛观球的观众:第二节……作者勒个草

同组球队

[–]3_holepunchjim 526 points 9 hours ago

澳大多特Mond联邦(Commonwealth of Australia)

And that first quarter! 28 mf’n points! He outscored the spurs by
himself

Be brave, be bold, socceroos in green and gold

再有第二节啊!特么的独得28分啊!一人的得分就超过了圣Antonio马刺全队!

袋鼠军团,葡萄紫相间,英勇无畏,多福多寿

[–]Celtics papi617 59 points 7 hours ago

丹麦

Usually that’s an insult to the team but the man was cooking

Together we make history

凯尔特人观球的观众:平常那是对和煦球队的侮辱,但是那几个男士手感太热了。

一心一德,创建历史

[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwon BradGroux 145 points 7 hours ago

秘鲁

He could have had 30 in the 1st, but he was gassed and missed two free
throws late.

We are back! 30 Million Peruvian are travelling here

火箭看球的粉丝:他第四节本来能够拿下30分,可是他微微疲了,前面丢了五次任意球。

我们回去啦!贰仟万秘鲁共和国人与大家同在

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 138 points 8 hours ago

D组

Dominated in the first, and then was clutch to close it out when the
Rockets needed him the most. Flat out legendary performance.

阿根廷丨Argentina

王治郅先生看球的粉丝:完全统治第三节,然后在火箭最亟需的要紧时刻站出来杀死竞技。传说级的显现。

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[–]IdontBounce 511 points 9 hours ago

标语

James Harden plays like how I play in 2K. Unreal.

Together for a dream

哈登的变现就如自个儿玩2K同样,太假了。

同贰个FIFA World Cup梦想

[–]Imnot12butwhatisthis 68 points 9 hours ago

★ 主题球员:“煤球王”

I relate to this way too much

Lionel Messi. He’s the top scorer in national team history and is well
on his way to cementing his legacy as the best player the world has ever
seen.

自身也老是那般感觉

Rio·Messi。他是阿根廷国家队队史第一得分开,同有时间也在加强本人当作世界一级级球员的历史名望。

[–]Warriors bluelightnings 215 points 8 hours ago

Some feel he needs a World Cup to validate that status, but there’s no
doubt this team goes as Messi does.

I’m not even this good in 2K

稍加人觉着Messi要求一座国际足球联合会世界杯来注脚这一地位,但肯定,阿根廷的显现会在乎Messi的情事。

勇士观球的观众:小编玩2K都没他如此秀!

二〇一五年,Messi与大力神杯擦肩而过,他心神专注国际足球联合会世杯的相片不久便在各大传播媒介上刷屏。在世热身赛阶段,阿根廷表现并不卓绝,直到南美区最后一轮才凭仗Messi的帽子戏法3-1克制厄瓜多尔共和国,搭上了通向俄罗丝的末班车。

[–]Rockets Royalution124 935 points 10 hours ago

上年十一月份的热身赛前,缺乏Messi、迪玛哈Rees堡的阿根廷以1-6的野史最大小败比分遭到西班牙(Spain)的“屠杀”。但要是Messi在场上,阿根廷还是是社会风气强队之一。希望俄罗丝的三月,大家决不再为阿根廷哭泣。

B2B 50+ games

难题之战

火箭看球的粉丝:背靠背50+。

D组是本届世界杯中球队实力相对平均的一组。阿根廷因为有Messi、阿圭罗、伊瓜因等一线巨星实力稍强。而同组的“格子军团”克罗地亚(Croatia)正是处于白金一代,中场由各自遵从于西甲联赛豪门皇家马德里的Modric和巴萨的Rakitic为首,锋线上则是曼朱基奇、卡利尼奇、佩里西奇攻城掠池。是克罗地亚共和国狂想曲率先奏响如故潘帕斯雄鹰展翅飞翔,大家静观其变。

[–]Rockets 713_Hou 155 points 10 hours ago

同组球队

B2B MVPs

克罗地亚共和国(Republic of Croatia)

火箭看球的粉丝:背靠背MVP!!!

Small country, big dreams

[–]San Diego Rockets Bosurd 28 points 8 hours ago

小国家,大梦想

He also had 3 50 pt games over a 9 day stretch including the other 60 pt
game he’s had this season.

冰岛

Should we rename the MVP trophy when he doesn’t win it this year?

Let’s make our dream come true

火箭球迷:这一个赛季,他还或然有过9天时间内三场50+表演,个中就回顾其它一回60+

咱俩一块,让梦想成真

要是她本赛季尚未据有MVP,大家是或不是该把MVP那么些奖项改名了?

尼日雷克雅未克

[–]Lakers OkaySeriouslyBro 485 points 9 hours ago

The wings of African pride

He’s playing for my fantasy team personally and he’s taking my team on
his back

欧洲老鹰,振翅翱翔

洛杉矶湖人队(Los Angeles Lakers)看球的粉丝:哈登以前在本身的梦乡球队里,何况她在扛着自家的球队前进。

E组

[–]Rockets 713_Hou 24 points 9 hours ago

巴西丨Brazil

He’s on my fantasy team too and I feel very conflicted when other fans
say he should rest

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火箭观球的观众:他也在本身的梦乡球队里,当其余看球的粉丝说她应该小憩的时候自个儿就认为很纠结。

标语

[–]Warriors savarinho 293 points 9 hours ago

More than 5 stars, 200 million hearts

He’s playing for my fantasy team personally and he’s taking my team on
his back

五星共闪耀,两亿人同心跳

Well, not only your team.

★ 宗旨球员:“内少”

铁汉观球的观众:“哈登以前在自己的梦幻球队里,并且他在扛着自己的球队前进。”

Neymar. He’s one of the top five players on the planet, but how healthy
will he be? He missed nearly half of the season with Paris Saint-Germain
after picking up a foot fracture and has been recovering ever since.

那样说吗,他可不断在你的队里。

内马尔,他是世界五佳球员之一。但他的身体情状如何?他因脚骨椎间盘优良症错失了法国巴黎圣日耳曼队赛季左近二分一的竞赛,从那以往便径直处在回复阶段。

[–]Cavaliers QuanticFyre 129 points 8 hours ago

He’s expected to be ready to go, but if he isn’t 100 percent, it’s tough
envisioning this team being good enough to win. The pieces around him
are great, but with Neymar playing well this may be the best team in the
world.

No, all other fantasy teams on earth are banned from drafting James
Harden.

公众盼看着她已经做好了预备。但借使Neymar未有处在百分之百的情况,很难想象巴西队会顺畅地小胜竞赛。他身边的队友都卓殊非凡,如若Neymar也显示能够,巴西队确实会是社会风气最好球队。

骑士看球的粉丝:不,地球上别样具备的梦幻球队都禁止用哈登。

巴西联邦共和国队相继岗位的球员实力上乘,小组出线不是难题。三年前,他们主场遭逢后来的季军德意志联邦共和国队,大比分1-7击败。但前几日,各样位置上都补充了新鲜血液。唯独右后卫地点上,因Alves受伤不到,成为了巴西联邦共和国队为数十分少的短板。俄罗丝FIFA World Cup他们开始展览冲击属于他们的第六颗星。

[–]Nets JavaleMcGee123 302 points 10 hours ago

同组球队

Imagine thinking Harden isn’t MVP

哥斯达黎加

布鲁克林篮网(Brooklyn Nets)看球的客官:居然还会有人感到哈登不是MVP……

There is no impossible when a whole country plays

[–]Lakers yenzy 62 points 10 hours ago

全国齐心,百战不殆

100%. He was their entire offense in the 4th.

塞尔维亚共和国(Republic of Serbia)

He has a case for being a top-3 player in the league right now. The only
thing really stopping him is his lack of playoff success. Guess we’ll
see this postseason.

One team, one dream – Serbia!

洛杉矶湖人队球迷:他正是。他这一场交锋在首节一人承包了火箭的进攻。

一支球队,一个企盼 — 塞尔维亚共和国(Republic of Serbia)!

她明天的变现便是协作前三个球员。唯一能拖他后腿的就是常规赛还非常不足成功,看来大家得等到这一个赛季之后再看了。

瑞士

[–]Nuggets shifty39 71 points 10 hours ago

Four languages, one nation

A case for top 3?

二种语言,三个国家

How can you attempt to name two better?

F组

丹佛掘金观球的观众:联盟前三而已??

德国丨Germany

那您倒是说八个比她越来越强的球员??

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[–]NBA continualprogress 181 points 10 hours ago

标语

move over lebron. Harden is officially the best player in the NBA now

Let’s write history together

詹姆士退位了。今后哈登正式成为结盟第一人。

让大家一齐落笔历史

[–]Suns peanutdakidnappa 54 points 10 hours ago

★ 大旨球员:“门卫”

I mean he’s gone the WCF 2 times which I consider playoff success, the
only thing stopping him is the warriors which is understandable because
they stop everyone, don’t think that should be held against harden. He’s
the best regular season player in the league also and MVP is a regular
season award so he should 100% win it

Goalkeeper Manuel Neuer of Bayern Munich, who missed most of the league
season with an injury, but is expected to play in the tournament.

日光球迷:作者觉着吧,哈登已经五遍进过西边决赛,小编以为这正是预热塞的成功。独一阻挡他的正是勇士,那也是能够了然的,因为勇士何人都拦,笔者觉着不应当拿这么些来贬低哈登。他前几日是常规赛里结盟最佳的球员,而MVP正是针对性预热塞的奖项,所以他百分之百该拿MVP。

鞠躬尽瘁于德甲拜仁达拉斯足球俱乐部队的门将曼努埃尔·Neuer,因伤错失了赛季的大部竞赛,但仍有希望在FIFA World Cup中出台。

[–]krgoli48 38 points 10 hours ago

He’s one of the world’s greatest goalkeepers, but even if he can’t go,
the Germans will be fine. That’s because backup Marc-André ter Stegen is
also one of the world’s top goalkeepers, starring for Barcelona.

With a good playoffs run to even the WCF, Harden could solidify himself
as the best in the league. If he gets that chip, it’s over

他是世界最地道的门将之一,但纵然他不能够出场,对德意志队来说影响也非常的小。因为在替代人员席中,未来报效于都柏林的Terstengen同样是社会风气最棒门将之一。

他倘诺能在二零一四年季前赛再强势一波,哪怕只是西决,哈登就会巩固团结联盟第三位的身价。假若她争夺头名了,那就没怎么可争的了。

德意志联邦共和国队国际足球联合会世杯上的显现历来十一分安宁。壹玖捌肆年于今,每届FIFA World Cup中国和德国意志队都能杀入八强。而自二零零四年的话的4届世界杯个中,德意志队更是未有离开过四强。牢固的实绩与“德意志战车”全部足球的战略思路紧凑。

[–][PHI] JaKarr Sampson TheSkyIsMyCeiling 527 points 10 hours
ago

本届FIFA World Cup是十分受到损伤病困扰的罗伊斯第贰次代表德意志加入的世界大赛

Harden flops? Yes

那届国际足球联合会世界杯,即使非常不足了克洛泽、Lamb以及14年打入绝杀进球的格策,但Werner、Gretzka与“新人”Royce既是德国队的得分利器,相信也会赢得一堆“姿容粉”的心。

That’s disgusting? Yes

同组球队

Is Harden the MVP and he’s having a historic season? Totally.

韩国

亚洲必赢官网app( ,Come on dudes, it’s not white or black. It’s possible to appreaciate
he’s having an incredible season while thinking his flopping is bad.
He’s not the first player who flops or does something everyone hates.
He’s still dropping 50+ games like nothing. And no, it’s not only
because the FTs. Don’t be stupid, we’re watching something historic.

Tigers of Asia, conquer the world

柒17人看球的听众:哈登假摔?是的。

澳国之虎,制伏世界

这种表现恶心啊?恶心。

墨西哥

那哈登是或不是打出了贰个历史级的赛季,他是还是不是是MVP?完全部都以。

Made in Mexico, made for victory

托人了老男人,事情不是非黑即白的。我们在说他假摔不对的时候是能够欣赏她这种梦幻赛季演出的。他不是第一个假摔的人,也不是首先个让大家都喷的球员。他轻易就会单场获得50+,并且那不只是靠任意球就能够幸不辱命的。别犯蠢了,大家正在见证历史。

墨西哥,为完胜而生

[–]Lakers Zaxii 228 points 10 hours ago

瑞典

AND NO LOAD MANAGEMENT

Together for Sweden!

湖人队看球的听众:何况她还没休憩!!!!

为了瑞典王国,团结起来!

[–]Raptors JAYG567 223 points 10 hours ago

G组

If Harden doesn’t win MVP we riot

苏格兰丨England

猛龙看球的粉丝:纵然哈登没拿MVP,那大家要暴动了!

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[–]Heat Number333 64 points 10 hours ago

标语

It’s going to look really stupid if he doesn’t win MVP.

Send us victorious

When it’s all said and done, it may be consensus that James Harden is
the greatest offensive player in NBA History.

江山在等你们胜利的音讯

迈阿密热火队观球的观众:假若Harden没拿这一个赛季的MVP,这就真的蠢。

★ 宗旨球员:凯恩

说都说了做都做了,大概大家一致的共同的认知是:Harden是美职篮史上最宏大的进击球员。

Harry Kane. The Tottenham man bursted onto the scene in 2014-15 with 31
goals, and it was no fluke. He had 28 the following year, then 35 and
finished this past season with 41 goals in 48 appearances.

[–][SAS] Tim Duncan Trap_Muffin 65 points 10 hours ago

哈利·凯恩。那名托Turner姆热刺队球员在贰零壹肆-15赛季顿然从天而至,打入31球。那而不是昙花一现。随后的多少个赛季,他分别打进了28球、35球,而过去的多少个赛季中他出演49回,打入41球。

Okay that’s it, I can’t stand Harden and I think he’s a floppin son of a
bitch but god damn the man can score and he single handedly won this
game for the Rockets. Giannis doesn’t have this type of impact, Harden
has to win the mvp this year

He’s already got 12 goals for the national team and has turned into a
clinical, brilliant forward who is as good in the air as he is with his
feet.

圣Antonio马刺看球的客官:行了,小编受不住哈登,並且自身以为她是个假摔胚子,不过我勒个擦,那老哥能得分啊,並且她靠一己之力为火箭小胜了本场交锋。阿德托昆博可不曾这种影响力,哈登必须获得二零一五年的MVP。

国家队层面,他早已打入了12粒进球,成为了一名空间力量与日前射术兼备的冷清前锋。

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英格兰队的口号衍变自大不列颠及北爱尔兰联合王国国歌《天佑女皇》在那之中的“Send her
victorious”。这一次三狮军团的世界杯大名单与上届相比较星星的亮光稍显黯淡,在Gerard、Lampard相继退役,Rooney退出国家队后,什么人能指点英格兰持续进步有待观望。

[–]Rockets TonOfChill 217 points 10 hours ago

但凯恩、Sterling、Ali正处当打之年,赛季表现也十分独具特殊的优越条件。FIFA World Cup将会造成这支年轻的“三狮军团”的试金石。

I honestly don’t comprehend Harden this year. We talk about 50+ like
it’s normal now, and it shouldn’t be. What a player.

要害之战

火箭看球的听众:说实话,我真搞不懂二零一八年的哈登。大家未来切磋50+好像很正规一样,常理来讲并非。那是多么巨大的球员啊。

G组中的主题之战是苏格兰与“澳洲红魔”Billy时的比赛。比利时星星的亮光熠熠,阵中De Braune、阿扎尔的表以后不久前多少个赛季都属于世界级。但Billy时队内休息室的大一统难点一向成疑,两队阵中名士能或无法完全发挥出团结的特级水平会化为打破比赛平衡的决定因素。

[–]Suns DapperUnion 436 points 10 hours ago

同组球队

james harden literally just scored 57 last game vs. memphis and i
thought wtf this guy can’t get any better

比利时

日光看球的粉丝:哈登上台比赛打灰熊得到57分,小编还感觉那货自然不能够打出更加好的表现……

Red Devils on a mission

[–]Clippers uziair 242 points 10 hours ago

欧洲红魔,伟大任务

keep thinking that please i want 100 pt game

巴拿马

洛杉矶快船(Los Angeles Clippers)观球的观众:那您跟着那么认为,小编想看她单场100分!

Panama the force of two seas

[–]Warriors bluelightnings 102 points 9 hours ago

集结两洋之力

At least give us an 82 pt game!

突尼斯

勇士观球的观众:至少让大家看看单场82分吧!

Russia here comes the eagles hand in hand players and fans

[–]kovacsadam889 52 points 9 hours ago

俄罗丝,北非老鹰来了!球员、球迷,携手共进

Jalen Rose left the chat

H组

Jay-罗斯相差了群聊。

哥伦比亚(República de Colombia)丨Columbia

[–]Rockets goten100 36 points 10 hours ago

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Calling it now, he’ll hit 70 by the end of the regular season

标语

火箭观球的观众:就这么说,哈登在半决赛截至时会获得单场70!

Here goes 1 dream, 3 colors and 50 million hearts

[–][MEM] Kyle Lowry itsnotyellowfever 1128 points 10 hours ago*

3种颜色,5000万人的一路期待

-Dropped 46 through 3 quarters

★ 大旨球员:J罗

-Team blew a 19-point lead anyways and entered the 4th quarter tied

James Rodriguez. The Bayern star burst onto the scene at the 2014 World
Cup and is now known as one of the better attacking midfielders in
Europe.

If my eyes don’t deceive me I just saw James Harden play MyCareer on
Hall of Fame difficulty

哈梅斯·罗德里格兹,那名拜仁胡志明市足球俱乐部名人在二〇一五年FIFA World Cup中山大学放异彩,今后是亚洲俱乐部中完美的进攻型中场球员之一。

Also Spurs got dogged by the refs in the 4th quarter and their late game
execution didn’t help their case at all

He’s great at free kicks, has a nice shot and fine vision to set up his
teammates. He’s the heart of this team’s attack, and the team will only
go as far as he can take them.

灰熊观球的观众:- 前三节获得46分

她任意球功底极佳,射门准确,为队友传球的视界开阔。他是球队的进攻中央,哥伦比亚(República de Colombia)会在他的指点下发展。

-球队19分的优势被挥霍一空,进入第二节的时候比分被追平

2015年J罗面临乌拉圭的大涨抽射当选了当年的普斯卡什奖

假定自个儿的肉眼未有诈欺本人的话,作者那是望着哈登用有名的人堂等第的难度打出了生涯格局的变现。

罗德里格兹在巴西联邦共和国FIFA World Cup中夺妥当届世界杯金靴奖,并教导球队打进8强。皇家马德里生涯高开低走的他,这一个赛季来到拜仁杜塞尔多夫足球俱乐部后,在Heynckes的管教下再度成为了一名卓越的中场宗旨。而哥伦比亚(República de Colombia)阵中的球星还包蕴“森林之王”法尔考、Baca、奥斯Pina等,愿那支六年前的突然能够三番五次为大家带来欢畅。

而是圣安东尼奥马刺队(San Antonio Spurs)第1节被判决阴了,并且她们最终每日的竞赛施行力不行。

关键之战

[–][OKC] Cameron Payne Samb023 409 points 10 hours ago

本组主旨战是J罗与俱乐部队友Lewandowski的对决。从实力上看,哥伦比亚共和国在那些小组的实力最强,而波兰(Poland)只可以尽力争取小组第二的地方。

That sequence where Harden hit 3 3s back to back to back was ridiculous

但面前遇到莱万坐镇的波兰共和国(The Republic of Poland)队,任何球队都无法有丝毫大体。作为世界五星级小前锋之一的她,曾经上演过9分钟5球的神蹟,他具备着凭一己之力决定竞赛进度的力量。

雷霆观球的观众:哈登那连着三记八分真的太牛了。

同组球队

[–]juchthdledo1 36 points 10 hours ago

日本

You could tell he was gassed too and almost caused a couple turnovers.
Makes it all the more impressive.

Fighting Now Samurai Blue!

您能看出来她有一些累了,并且还差了一些三翻五次失误。这就让他的表现更显可贵了。

战斗吧,蓝武士!

[–]Rockets cartesiansmoove 51 points 10 hours ago

波兰

He did that last night too vs Memphis, his team just couldn’t get the
win!

Go Poland!

火箭观球的观众:他登场竞赛打灰熊也是那般,窝火正是不得已自身胜球!

前进吧,波兰!

[–]Pistons jtheboiii 70 points 9 hours ago

塞内加尔

Harden puts up video games numbers every night. It’s actually insane.

Impossible is not Senegalese

底特律活塞队观球的观众:Harden每场比赛都是娱乐里的数量,真的疯狂。

对塞内加尔人来讲,没什么不只怕

[–]Rockets MrTheNoodles 341 points 10 hours ago

I’ve been saying if anyone else had Harden’s season they’d be the lock
for MVP.

火箭球迷:笔者直接都说,假设是别的人打出哈登这个赛季的变现,这他早就锁定MVP了。

[–]Rockets splanket 150 points 10 hours ago

Absolutely. Could you imagine if LeBron were averaging 36/6/8?

火箭看球的客官:相对的。假诺James场均36+6+8,你看看会是如何?

[–]manvastir 34 points 7 hours ago

MVP race wouldn’t even be close. Every analyst would be saying he’s
having 1 of the greatest seasons off all time and the rest of the team
is failing him.

MVP之争并不火热。每一种深入分析师都会认为Harden打出了史上最光辉的赛季表现之一。

[–][CLE] LeBron James BeogarBalken 199 points 10 hours ago

He’s gonna win it. He’s been way too incredible not to.

铁骑观球的观众:他会打下MVP的。他太强了,没有办法不拿。

[–]Rockets woodjt5 242 points 10 hours ago

Yet the consensus seems to be Giannis. Makes no sense.

火箭观球的观众:但是一般共同的认知貌似是Antetokounmpo啊。压根说不过去。

[–]Rockets MrTheNoodles 132 points 10 hours ago

Feel like most of the media still has Giannis

火箭看球的客官:觉安妥先八分之四传播媒介照旧站阿德托昆博。

[–]Cavaliers Remsii 294 points 10 hours ago

I feel like the media decided Giannis was the MVP before the season even
started, and they won’t budge even with Harden dropping 40 damn near
every night. Makes no sense.

骑兵看球的粉丝:笔者觉着那几个媒体以至在赛季还没先河前就把MVP颁给了阿德托昆博,哪怕哈登大致每晚获得40分,他们也不为所动。瞎搞。

[–]Supersonics jumpthroughit 54 points 9 hours ago

Not after tonight

超音速观球的观众:明晚以往就不会这么了。

[–]PropheticBets 38 points 9 hours ago

I’m a Warriors fan and I don’t like Rockets. But from pure objectivity
point of view Harden 100% deserves MVP. Giannis is a distant second. If
Harden is not awarded MVP this season, this will go down as a all-time
screw-up by the judges. I also believe he is the best player in the
league at the moment.

我是个不爱好火箭的勇蜜。可是相对合理的说,哈登百分之百该拿MVP。字母哥差他比较远。若是哈登本赛季没拿,那真是史上历史级的瞎搞。并且,小编还认为哈登未来就是联盟第一人。

[–][SAS] Danny Green elitistmonk 69 points 10 hours ago

Feel bad that we got dicked by him, but mad respect. Seriously deserves
the MVP.

圣Antonio马刺队看球的粉丝:Harden碾压了咱们,很不爽,可是自个儿对她特出珍爱。真配得上MVP。

[–]Rockets MoCityNeuroscientist 472 points 10 hours ago

Highest scoring games in the NBA this season:

James Harden: 61 James Harden: 61 Kemba Walker: 60 James Harden: 58
James Harden: 58 James Harden: 57 James Harden: 57

火箭观球的观众:美国篮球专门的工作联赛本赛季单场高分排名:

哈登:61分;哈登:61分;沃克:60分;哈登:58分;哈登:58分;哈登:57分;哈登:57分

[–]Rockets edrichhans 141 points 9 hours ago

That is insane

火箭看球的观者:那太牛X了。

[–]Pacers The_Christmas_Klink 222 points 8 hours ago

Fr what a game by Kemba

印第安纳步行者球迷:Walker本场比赛相当于牛。

[–]Rockets karmawhale 59 points 8 hours ago

Literally. Kemba Walker turned into Kemba “James Harden” Walker.

火箭球迷:真的,Walker那场比赛把温馨打成了肯巴-James-哈登-Walker。

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[–]76ers Chakahan342 256 points 9 hours ago

How big of a scandal would it be if somebody grabbed Harden’s beard
during a game and it came right off revealing it’s a fake?

柒拾多少人观球的观众:假若有些人在竞赛中把哈登的胡子扯下来了,开掘是假的,那得是个多大的丑闻??

[–]76ers BudotsKing 329 points 9 hours ago

Turns out it was Kobe and the real harden is locked in some basement.

78个人观球的观众:结果开采是小飞侠,真哈登被所在某些地下室里。

[–]Kobe_is_the_goat824 582 points 10 hours ago

He needs 2 more 50 point games to tie Kobe’s 10 in a season. Anyone
think he can get to it

哈登再拿两场50+,就会追平Black Manba的单赛季10场50+纪录。有人感觉她能够实现呢?

[–][HOU] James Harden stillwaitingatx 301 points 9 hours ago

He def can, dunno if he will. I expect a couple more 40+ though for sure

火箭观球的观众:相对能变成,只是不亮堂他会不会那样做。可是本人一定是指望她再来几场40+的。

[–]Nets DeRozan_dropped_81 165 points 9 hours ago

he defs can. i don’t think he will tho. he won’t need to

篮网队球迷:哈登相对有那个实力。只是笔者不感到他会那样做。没非常要求。

[–]Lakers sherrbss 36 points 8 hours ago

Why won’t he need to?

湖人队看球的粉丝:为什么他没极度须求?

[–]Nets DeRozan_dropped_81 101 points 8 hours ago

i think once he rockets clinch home court advantage they will start
resting harden to give him a break and time to recuperate

布鲁克林篮网(Brooklyn Nets)队看球的粉丝:作者认为若是火箭确立的常规赛的主场优势,他们会起来让哈登苏息,好好复苏。

[–]Hawks tacojenkins 80 points 8 hours ago

When has Mike D ever been known to rest guys lol

老鹰看球的粉丝:德Anthony什么时候知道让球员休息了??哈哈哈哈

[–]xBeleti 62 points 8 hours ago

In combination of “When has Harden ever wanted to rest”

还得加一句“哈登几时想暂息过”

[–]Majestic Revolution 83 points 9 hours ago

Harden’s 27th 40+pts game, 8th 50+pts game and 2nd 60+pts game of his
legendary season. It was also his 17th 50+pts game of his career.

Harden claims the first 5th spots of the Rockets’ all-time single-game
points scorers: 61pts , 61pts , 60pts (last season), 58pts , 58pts .

On the all-time NBA 60+pts list Harden is now tied with Baylor . Only
Chamberlain , Kobe , MJ are in front of Harden.

Harden is the first player to score 61 points against coaching legend
Gregg Popovich.

那是哈登那一个传说赛季的第31遍40+,第8次50+,第一回60+。并且也是她职业生涯第15遍50+

休斯敦火箭(休斯敦 罗克ets)史单场最高分前五由她一个人承包:61分,61分,60分,58分,58分。

放眼美职篮历史,哈登60+的次数追平了贝勒。唯有Chamberlain,黑曼巴和Jordan在他前方。

再者哈登是率先个面临传说教练波波维奇拿到61分的球员。

[–]mrhockey1601 25 points 7 hours ago

Chamberlain 32 lol

Chamberlain26次啊,哈哈哈哈

[–]Warriors Xenocidegs 50 points 9 hours ago

If he doesn’t get MVP then it will be the biggest snub in history.

勇士看球的观者:倘若哈登没拿MVP,那即是史上最大的冷板凳。

[–]Raptors DavidKirk2000 25 points 8 hours ago

Harden has been the best player in the regular season every year since
2014-15, with the exception of Steph in 2015-16 of course. He should
have way more than one MVP right now.

猛龙看球的粉丝:自从14/15赛季开端(除了15/16赛季的Curry),哈登便是季后赛最佳的球员。他应有砍下比现行反革命越多的MVP。

[–]Rockets MrTheNoodles 15 points 7 hours ago

Top 2 in MVP voting in 4 of the past 5 seasons. That’s one of the most
dominant stretches in NBA history.

火箭观球的观众:过往七个赛季,哈登有两个赛季在MVP投票中位列前二。那是National Basketball Association史上无限持续的统治力之一。

[–]Wizards Vswerve27 622 points 10 hours ago

You know how they say every mvp has their mvp moment? Harden has had
like 5 of them lmao

奇才观球的观众:你知道的,媒中华全国体育总会说每个MVP都有她们的MVP时刻。哈登已经有5个这种时刻了,哈哈哈哈

[–]Warriors Xenocidegs 60 points 9 hours ago

Harden will be robbed if he doesn’t win. His performance this season is
arguably as impressive as Stephs unanimous MVP season. And this is
coming from someone who doesn’t even like Harden.

勇士观球的观众:假诺哈登没拿MVP,那就是抢夺。他以此赛季的变现和Curry拿MVP这几个赛季同一未有纠纷。何况那话依旧小编这几个不爱好哈登的人说的。

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[–][HOU] James Harden DeerOnTheRocks 1010 points 10 hours ago222

SHOOT 3’S HOUSTON TEXAS!! GO ROCKETS!!

火箭看球的粉丝:休城四分大队!!加油火箭!!

[–]Knicks danzy6789 65 points 10 hours ago

Never gets old lmao

Nick斯看球的粉丝:那话永不过时,哈哈哈哈

[–]Bucks wwaalleess 15 points 9 hours ago

This just cured my cancer

雄鹿看球的客官:还治好了本人的癌症。

[–][ATL] Dominique Wilkins CounterInsanity 424 points 10 hours
ago

P.J. Tucker shut Derozan down in those last 2 or 3 minutes. I hope he
gets some recognition as well and doesn’t get completely overshadowed by
Hardens performance.

老鹰球迷:最终两九分钟,Tucker看死了德罗赞。作者希望大家也能夸夸他,无法让哈登的显示总体笼罩了。

[–][HOU] Patrick Beverley denob 25 points 10 hours ago

Tbf shutting down Derozan in the last few minutes isn’t tough..
Nevertheless PJ is a beast

火箭看球的观者:说实话,最终几秒钟锁死德罗赞没那么难……但是Tucker真是个猛兽。

[–][MIA] Dwyane Wade annyeongmotherfucker 55 points 10 hours ago

Great block by Capela too

迈阿密热火队(Miami Heat)球迷:Capella那些帽也帅啊

[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 159 points 10 hours ago

Rockets decided to play defense that last quarter

皇上观球的观众:火箭最终一节才调控打击和防范御。

[–]Rockets doozywooooz 79 points 10 hours ago

Last 5 mins*

Spurs were scoring at will up until then

火箭看球的观众:是最后五分钟啊。

在那在此以前,圣Antonio马刺队(San Antonio Spurs)随便取分。

[–]Spurs JeTeJ 208 points 10 hours ago

james harden is one of the best offensive players i have ever seen.

demar derozan is one of the players i have seen

圣Antonio马刺(San Antonio Spurs)观球的观众:哈登是自己见过的最佳的攻击球员之一。

德罗赞是自个儿见过的最特其余球员之一……

[–][SAS] Dejounte Murray death210902 90 points 10 hours ago

here we go again with Spurs fans blaming DeMar for a loss

圣Antonio马刺队看球的观者:又来,大家刺蜜又要把小败的锅安到德罗赞身上了。

[–]dafuqyouthotthiswas 16 points 10 hours ago

I’m officially off the James Harden hate-wagon. MVP of this season imo

And Derozan is who we thought he is.

自个儿职业剥离登黑团体。小编觉着她就是本赛季的MVP。

德罗赞依然十三分大家影象中的德罗赞。

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编写翻译:云长刮个痧

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